Sharknado? You've got to be joking.
Sharknado? Meh.

Don’t get me wrong – I dig vampires, and werewolves are OK. Every now and then, a mummy doesn’t hurt.

But Frankenstein? Snore.

The Swamp Thing? Puhlease!

Sharktopus? WTF?

I just can’t watch monster movies (despite my love of horror flicks). Aliens don’t fall into the “monster” category, and killers, even slightly supernatural ones like Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees just unnerve me – I don’t do slasher flicks either.

Movie monsters, though…they just bore me silly. I know that people like watching monster movies for the cheesiness factor, but as much as I dig B-movie cheese, the monsters just annoy the hell out of me.

Even poor old Godzilla doesn’t make the cut. Yup, I’m heartless.

8 responses to “Monsters? Boring!”

  1. Phil Lengthorn Avatar

    Sharknado! Recorded it the other day, still to watch it!

    1. Anna Avatar

      Let me know how it goes. Despite never being able to watch more than a couple of minutes of monster drivel, I’m always entertained by retellings!

  2. Jayde-Ashe Avatar

    I’m totally with you on that, although I also hate horror movies. I get the worst nightmares, just like a child! I am going to watch sharknado one day though, preferably when I’m really drunk, just to see how a tornado picks up a great white. You know, just in case it ever happens. I want to be prepared.

    1. Anna Avatar

      You know, you have a point there. One can never be too prepared for a shark-meets-tornado emergency 😀

      1. Jayde-Ashe Avatar

        Amen! 🙂

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